i was a fairly unpleasant & crazy person around the year 2016
there were multiple occasions where i would unpromptedly yell at strangers through instant messaging
saying things like,


AAAHHH, HELP! I CAN'T RELATE TO YOU! I'M NEVER GOING TO
BE ABLE TO RELATE TO ANOTHER PERSON EVER AGAIN, BECAUSE
THE INTERNET MADE THE WAYS THAT PEOPLE'S PERSONALITIES
DEVELOP UNTETHERED FROM GEOGRAPHICAL AREAS, WHICH MASSIVELY
OPTIMIZED THE NATURAL SELECTION MECHANISMS THAT GOVERN WHICH
MEMETIC TRAITS SPREAD AMONG PEOPLE, & AFFECT THE WAYS THAT THEY
PRESENT THEMSELVES! & I DON' RELATE AT ALL TO THE QUALITIES THAT
MAKE THE MEMETIC TRAITS MOST FIT TO SPREAD, SO I'M GOING TO BE ALONE
FOREVERRR, AAAAHHHH!!! IT WILL AFFECT EVERYONE ON EARTHHH! WHY ARE YOU
SPREADING THE INFECTION??? PLEASE SEIZE COMMAND OF YOUR PERSONALITY DEVELOPMENT!
AAAAHHHH!


i'm okay now